“bro, i knew something was wrong when a pretty little white girl ran into a black mans arms. Something was wrong here. Dead giveaway. Deeeeeead giveaway.”
This man is my favorite. He’s basically a hero, and he’s crackin jokes…dude is straight up awesome.
Bruh, I saw this video earlier and died.
i can’t deal lmfaooo
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
Ladies and gentlemen. The best gif ever. This is so ridiculously hot. His eyes in the first one. Unf.
His muscles omg
I’m going to start applying this to everyday life.
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
Not sure if I should be terrified or smile um
“He never loved me. It was all his own selfishness to have control over me.. Men these days are a joke.”
YOU’RE EQUALLY IF NOT MORE OF A JOKE FOR STICKING AROUND AS LONG AS YOU DID.